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What would Jesus do?

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Saturday 29 January 2011
What would Jesus do?

Jesus freaks; as long they sit quietly in the corner of the room... in another building... I have no problem with them. But silent Jesus freaks are very rare and these days they know how to post vids on YouTube too. Let's just face it; there are Jesus freaks and they are allowed to express their opinion. OK, no problem, so let's give this dude the 666 views he deserves. Psssttt, hey buddy, Jesus was a stoner! And I'm on the Highway to Hell.

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