bong

Kids... What are they good for? I don't know. From what I've seen around me, they basically make a lot of noise, they trash your house, they need tons of expensive stuff, they want attention all the time and last but not least, they empty your fridge day in, day out, without even paying for it. And in the end they will still give you the finger. F*ck me, that's exhausting, dude. And hey, I didn't even start about a bitchin' wife running around the house... So, being married with kids, what would you do? Of course, you will hit that bong. And you will hit it like there ain't no tomorrow. Totally deserved in my opinion. But the bitching doesn't stop there: Blame the Pothead!

Being a marijuana smoker... Ever felt as a political prisoner? You're not alone. +1 for his creativity.